Let's have a quick chat about the covid vaccine
a very serious examination
Let’s assume the absolute worst-case scenario and assume a bunch of fake garbage is true.
You go to the local pharmacy, get brutally stabbed in the arm with the Moderna vaccine, and now;
Q was right. It was a trick; Bill Gates can now track you around Texas.
Don’t you feel more important now?
You have temporary Bell’s Palsy.
Whatever will you do, only being able to smile on the inside during these uncertain times?
You got a touch of the ‘tism.
Oh dang, life just got harder. Now you have to manage to live like the other 1 in 59 people that have it. On the plus side enjoy a heavy blanket and a fidget spinner.
The RNA in the vaccine suddenly, mysteriously, and magically becomes DNA and it irreversibly changes your DNA!
Well, it worked out OK for Spider-man. If you don’t get superpowers right off the bat, try some other things that actually alter your DNA; diet, stress, exercise, childhood experiences, UV light exposure, air pollution, tobacco, environmental toxins, PFAS in water systems all over America, BPA on receipts + water bottles + can linings, mercury from eating about 2 fish out of nearly any body of water in Texas, ETC.
You are now infertile.
Get to planning what to do with all the birth control savings. Maybe get a nice pet.
Wow, things must seem pretty dire now that you’ve suffered every conspiratorial malady cooked up by Q’s top Anons. Bill Gates is now gleefully tracking your droopy-face autistic escapades around the Lone Star State free as a bird because the virus can no longer touch you.
Now let’s look at a few REAL worst-case scenarios if you forgo the vaccine and catch SARS-CoV-2.
You die.
At least you get a sweet flag in that Shane Reilly’s yard.
You spread it to your loved ones and they die.
Enjoy that life insurance benefit.
You have a bout of “severe psychosis” and try to kill your kids.
That’ll shut ‘em up.
You become infertile.
Now you can get the good testosterone from the doc.
Your favorite alcoholic beverage permanently now tastes like gasoline and you smell rotting meat and cigarettes everywhere you go.
Weren’t you trying to quit drinking?
All meat now tastes like gasoline, long term - perhaps permanent.
Statistically, you needed to slim down anyway.
Unrelated to virus severity you suffered permanent heart damage and now it just randomly races as fast as it can.
Exciting!
You developed Parkinson’s Disease.
Uh, you’re rich right?
You developed permanent brain damage.
What a great opportunity to join the other political party and make some new friends.
You developed enduring lung damage and extreme fatigue. Or maybe chronic fatigue syndrome.
Finally, a chance to see your whole list on Netflix.
You developed PTSD.
One more reason to get into yoga.
These are only some of the real things that happen every day to tons of random people who catch covid-19. I won’t even get into the effects of being on a ventilator or post-intensive care syndrome.
Here are the only actual effects of getting a covid vaccine. They nearly always go away after two days.
I got my first dose on Tuesday. My arm was sore on Wednesday. Mr. Gates’ helicopters have not yet come for me.